Sunday, May 31, 2009

Glory's werds uf Wizdum.

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

Saturday, May 30, 2009


momma has a biiig clump on oor garden!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Gardenin wif Momma

Momma and me started oor garden plants awhile ago. I helped by warming up the Jiffy Peat pots. We will be takin pichures as things grow and bloom. We planted Morning Glorys (i REALLY hope they don't make more Gloria Dumbdogs!!!)

Here is a pichure of the front of oor house. Momma's friends and fambly helped her to make the gardens, and to plant things cause hers has a bad back. She was very happy they helped her.

And Daddy got us a Humming berd feeder!! Momma had Tankie ootside on the frunt verandah, and he SAW THE HUMMIN BERD!!! He wus VERY excited about that!!

Oh and i want to give a shout-out to my favorite mancat in Calee forn ee ah, Skeezix!! He's been werkin really hard for the Spelling Bee!! Go see his blog about the Bee!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Berdies on Momma!

Here's today's pichures for you!

This is SkeezixBerdie, he just got back from a bikeride.

This is Daisy, she wus sittin on Momma

Dis is ZoolatryBerdie, she wus walkin around the yard.

And the friendliest one today was JeterBerdie!! He sat on Momma for an HOUR! Wus even peepin at her!! (And Poopin on hers hahahaha)

LOVES his neck scritched!

Momma just got back frum swimmin at the gym, she looks horrible. And dont pay any attention to ANY of her chins. HA!

Dis one is Momma's walpapers now

a very berdie MTW

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Oor berdies are almost ready to fly!!

Momma went oot to take a pichure of DaisyBerdie, Jeter Berdie, Skeezix Berdie and ZoolatryBerdie, and Skeezix and Daisy jumped oot of da nest!! dey were runnin around flappin, and Gloria Dumbdog wuz likkin her lips at Skeezix Berdie!! Momma caught them and stuck them back inna nest, but she finks they won't be here for very many days :(

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Top 8 iPhone Apps for Your Pet

Heer's some helpful iPhone apps yoo mite wanna get.

8> iCan: Makes the sound of canned food opening. Drive your pals

7> iPurr: Gives your human the impression you actually give a

6> Photo Album: Identify your doggie friends by sight and avoid
those awkward, cold and wet "How Ya Doin'?"s back there.

5> Death Rattle Ring Tone Generator.

4> iNads: Enjoy these virtual jewels after your cold-hearted
master and his evil vet friend took yours. Periodically
prompts for grooming.

3> Goldfish MemoryMaster: Increases memory to 6 seconds.

2> The iMinnocent: Detects canine flatulence and plays audio of
the owner's voice saying "Oops! Excuse me," before he has a
chance to blame the dog.

and the Number 1 iPhone App for Your Pet...

1> iPolly: Repeats what your human says in your voice so you can
concentrate more on his or her eventual overthrow.