Sunday, May 31, 2009

Glory's werds uf Wizdum.

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.


1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

10 comments:

  1. Gloria, you got a real cute smile. It sounds like being a doggie is much harder than being a kitty. So many rules to remember!

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  2. That is a LOT to remember. Da doggies dat live here usually forget about half of your list every day, but they do remember some, an' datz good!

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  3. What is it about you dogs & our litterboxes! When our human sister's dogs visit, we have the same problem at our house.

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  4. That's a lot of things to remember, Gloria. I hope you do a good job. Happy Birthday, Ms Tiger Woods and Zelda!

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  5. Happy Birthday to Miss Tiger Woods and Zelda!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  6. Happy Purrthday, Miss Tiger Woods and Zelda!!

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  7. Dem is lots of rules, but dey is good ones. Hope yoo amember dem so yoo don't get into trubbel. Happy Purrthdy Miss Tiger Woods and Zelda...keep yoor eye on dat dumdog!

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  8. We are sure you will remember all the rules.

    Happy Birthday to Ms Tiger Woods and Zelda.

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  9. Happy Purrrrthday, Ms Woods & Zelda. We hope you had a great day.

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