The Top 8 iPhone Apps for Your Pet

Heer's some helpful iPhone apps yoo mite wanna get.

8> iCan: Makes the sound of canned food opening. Drive your pals
crazy.

7> iPurr: Gives your human the impression you actually give a
crap.

6> Photo Album: Identify your doggie friends by sight and avoid
those awkward, cold and wet "How Ya Doin'?"s back there.

5> Death Rattle Ring Tone Generator.

4> iNads: Enjoy these virtual jewels after your cold-hearted
master and his evil vet friend took yours. Periodically
prompts for grooming.

3> Goldfish MemoryMaster: Increases memory to 6 seconds.

2> The iMinnocent: Detects canine flatulence and plays audio of
the owner's voice saying "Oops! Excuse me," before he has a
chance to blame the dog.


and the Number 1 iPhone App for Your Pet...


1> iPolly: Repeats what your human says in your voice so you can
concentrate more on his or her eventual overthrow.