Glory's werds uf Wizdum.

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

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momma has a biiig clump on oor garden!!

Gardenin wif Momma

Momma and me started oor garden plants awhile ago. I helped by warming up the Jiffy Peat pots. We will be takin pichures as things grow and bloom. We planted Morning Glorys (i REALLY hope they don't make more Gloria Dumbdogs!!!)


Here is a pichure of the front of oor house. Momma's friends and fambly helped her to make the gardens, and to plant things cause hers has a bad back. She was very happy they helped her.

And Daddy got us a Humming berd feeder!! Momma had Tankie ootside on the frunt verandah, and he SAW THE HUMMIN BERD!!! He wus VERY excited about that!!

Oh and i want to give a shout-out to my favorite mancat in Calee forn ee ah, Skeezix!! He's been werkin really hard for the Spelling Bee!! Go see his blog about the Bee!!

Guess where BrainDamage has been sleepin lately!

Durh!

Berdies on Momma!

Here's today's pichures for you!

This is SkeezixBerdie, he just got back from a bikeride.


This is Daisy, she wus sittin on Momma

Dis is ZoolatryBerdie, she wus walkin around the yard.

And the friendliest one today was JeterBerdie!! He sat on Momma for an HOUR! Wus even peepin at her!! (And Poopin on hers hahahaha)

LOVES his neck scritched!

Momma just got back frum swimmin at the gym, she looks horrible. And dont pay any attention to ANY of her chins. HA!

Dis one is Momma's walpapers now

a very berdie MTW

Oor berdies are almost ready to fly!!

Momma went oot to take a pichure of DaisyBerdie, Jeter Berdie, Skeezix Berdie and ZoolatryBerdie, and Skeezix and Daisy jumped oot of da nest!! dey were runnin around flappin, and Gloria Dumbdog wuz likkin her lips at Skeezix Berdie!! Momma caught them and stuck them back inna nest, but she finks they won't be here for very many days :(

The Top 8 iPhone Apps for Your Pet

Heer's some helpful iPhone apps yoo mite wanna get.

8> iCan: Makes the sound of canned food opening. Drive your pals
crazy.

7> iPurr: Gives your human the impression you actually give a
crap.

6> Photo Album: Identify your doggie friends by sight and avoid
those awkward, cold and wet "How Ya Doin'?"s back there.

5> Death Rattle Ring Tone Generator.

4> iNads: Enjoy these virtual jewels after your cold-hearted
master and his evil vet friend took yours. Periodically
prompts for grooming.

3> Goldfish MemoryMaster: Increases memory to 6 seconds.

2> The iMinnocent: Detects canine flatulence and plays audio of
the owner's voice saying "Oops! Excuse me," before he has a
chance to blame the dog.


and the Number 1 iPhone App for Your Pet...


1> iPolly: Repeats what your human says in your voice so you can
concentrate more on his or her eventual overthrow.

Mommas Day!

Happy Momma's Day!

Imma share some pichures of the Mommas in my life.

This is me and my Momma, Suzie.

This is my Momma, and her Momma Marie-Jeanne!

This is Tankie and hims momma Sophie!

This is the berdies momma Momma berd! (I fink she took Trav's bike oot for a spin this morning!!)

And these are the berdies today! Everyone is geeting HUGE, and they all talk with Momma now!

And for everyone who's missing there Mommas today if they went to the Rainbow Bridge or gone to be with Jesus, remember... they still are loving yoo and thinking of you.

xoxoxox MTW and Momma :)

Tank's trip Outside

I got to go Outside on my harness today!! The bugs were bad, and Momma got eeted alot. Thankfully there is alotta Momma to eet.

Momma sed i can't go outside without this STOOPID harness, so i just sucked it up, did a few crocodile deth rolls, and got on with it.

I was facinated by the leaves, and the blowing grass.

And some gooses flew RIGHT over oor house! That skeered me a bit.

I met a wormy, and he sed his name was Martin. I touched him, and he went all swirmy!! I didnt know what to think of it.

So i whapped it again!!

Then i eeted him before Momma could move him. I *AM* a ferocious ManTiger...

I'm sorry i eeted yoo, Marvin.

And that was my day outside!

Tankie Badcat.

Berdies not so scrawny today!

Presenting SKEEZIX the Berdie!

Jeter Da Berdie!

Daisyda Berdie!

ZOOCREW da Berdie!

Cute Overload Haiku Contest!

ZOMG PONIES!!1!



Cute Overload has a ponies haiku contest today. A haiku has 3 lines, with 5 words, 7 words and 5 words. They usually have a reference to a season. So you hafta makes a haiku about dis Ponies(!!1!!) pichure.




Here is my submishun:



Pretty Ponies on summer Beach
They wish to fly pretty kite high
Just like pasty white guy.



I want to win teh Nindendos Ponies game for Momma :)

ps, we will take sum more berdie babies pichures today, maybee even a video!

I lurf PONIES !!!! MTW :)

all 4 berdies maked it!!

Everybody peeps now!!

we gots BERDIES!!!

Two of oor berdies hatched!! And another one am hatchin even as i type!! But we arnt gonna bother the nest again today, so we will see the other bebehs tomorrow!!!!!

OK Cats, we need names for the berdies!!! :)

MTW :)

What dogs teach

Gloria's werds for today

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.


• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.


• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.


• Take naps.


• Stretch before rising.


• Run, romp, and play daily


• .Thrive on attention and let people touch you.


• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.


• On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.


• On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.


• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.


• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.


• Be loyal.


• Never pretend to be something you're not.


• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.


• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.


• ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!

Still no berdie bebehs yet.

Lookit!!!!!

Dis nest is under oor verandah. this ams the first clutch (dat meens a buncha eggs) this spring. Berdies come here every year and nest, and Momma has always taken pichurs. Berdies can't smell, so they cant smell Momma has been neer the eggbabies. She is very careful that she dusnt make the Momma and Daddy berdies mad at her. Over the next few days, she will post sum moor pichures of dees eggs. I cant wait to see the babies!!

Maru!! He's grate!!

This is Maru, and he lives in Japan. He has a "thing" for boxes. Momma laffs an laffs when she watches him sliding, wandering around with a bag on his head, or popping out of boxes. Here's some links where yoo can see him in movies

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_AbfPXTKms&feature=fvst This video is 5 minutes long, but its awesome :)

Cat Hattin Step-by-Step

Oor victu.... i mean Model for tooday ams Tibby. Travis will attemp hims very first ever Tibby Cat Hat today.

Step one: Choose yoor innocent victum.

Step Too: Peaceful Tummyrubs.
Step Three: Sadie Supervises


Step Foor: Pick up yer kitty.

Step Five: Have kitty attempt to skratch oot yer eyes. (Avoid this if at all possibles)

Step Six: VOILA!!

Yoo now gots a Cat Hat! TAAAADAAAAAA!

A glad-its-not mee MTW :)